A PRAYER FOR FINALS
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;He keepeth me from watching TV when I should be studying.
He leadeth me besides the Starbucks for a coffee break.
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leadeth me to better study habits.
For my grade's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades;
I will not have a nervous breakdown, for Thou art with me.
My notes and my handouts, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test runneth over with questions I know.
Surely good grades and congratulations shall follow me
All the days of my exams
And I will not have to dwell in this College forever.
AMEN!!!
WISH ME LUCK PEOPLE!

3 Comments:
Hahahahah that is awesome!
WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!
Haha. That's cool. You were always smart though.
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